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Sizzler

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Sizzler

Age/Gender: 27, Male
Location: Toronto, Canada
Job: Student

Who says nothing is impossible? Some people do it every day!

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8/1/01

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BBS Posts: 566 (0.22 per day)
Flash Reviews: 146
Music Reviews: 0
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Latest Flash Reviews

146 Reviews | 20 w/ Responses

Score: 4
In Flanders Fields

"well tried"

submission: In Flanders Fields
date: May 9, 2006

alas your flash skills are poor. i must laud you for your choice of poem. it's a strong poem and with a powerfull message: peace please.

try to smoothen your animation, wich is very rudimentary. and perhaps try to add something to the poem with your animation rather then just show it.

Author's Response:

I'm a little offended by you saying "alas your flash skills are poor", but none-the-less, thanks for the advise.

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Score: 5
SSCS Vol. 1

"These "exposed secrets" were lame"

submission: SSCS Vol. 1
date: May 3, 2004

Do you really expect me to laugh everytime I hear the word "boobs"? Do you really think I'm surprised about fakeness in Hollywood?

None of this made me laugh. I personally don't care about the celebrity secrets you've exposed. If you were exposing morally appalling secrets (like Richard Gere's gerbil fetish) as opposed to physical, natural-body secrets, I might have cared. But, it's no secret that human beings get piercings and don't have perfect bodies. I'm not naive enough to find this work funny.

(P.S. - I gave a high style rating because your presentation was excellent. As always.)

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Score: 8
Hungry Hungry Caesar

"Damn lawyers"

date: February 15, 2004

This game is more then just a quick laugh; Hungry Hungry Caesar is a fitting mockery of people suing fast food chains for THEIR obesity. Great humour, good fun.

There is a problem with the controls; whenever you hold the mouse button and drag to the target (Caesar's mouth), the hits don't count.

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