Score: 4

"well tried"

submission: In Flanders Fields

date: May 9, 2006

alas your flash skills are poor. i must laud you for your choice of poem. it's a strong poem and with a powerfull message: peace please.

try to smoothen your animation, wich is very rudimentary. and perhaps try to add something to the poem with your animation rather then just show it.

Score: 5

"These "exposed secrets" were lame"

submission: SSCS Vol. 1

date: May 3, 2004

Do you really expect me to laugh everytime I hear the word "boobs"? Do you really think I'm surprised about fakeness in Hollywood?

None of this made me laugh. I personally don't care about the celebrity secrets you've exposed. If you were exposing morally appalling secrets (like Richard Gere's gerbil fetish) as opposed to physical, natural-body secrets, I might have cared. But, it's no secret that human beings get piercings and don't have perfect bodies. I'm not naive enough to find this work funny.

(P.S. - I gave a high style rating because your presentation was excellent. As always.)

Score: 8

"Damn lawyers"

submission: Hungry Hungry Caesar

date: February 15, 2004

This game is more then just a quick laugh; Hungry Hungry Caesar is a fitting mockery of people suing fast food chains for THEIR obesity. Great humour, good fun.

There is a problem with the controls; whenever you hold the mouse button and drag to the target (Caesar's mouth), the hits don't count.

Score: 9

"Very creative"

submission: the classroom

date: January 21, 2004

After creating a basic idea for a game, you were able to expand the levels, without repetition, while still drawing on events that are very possible (except for the grenade attack) and amusing - you've kept it real. Very nice work.

Score: 9

"This "hunt for cheese" really cuts it."

submission: Zwill(Game) UPDATED!!

date: January 15, 2004

Fresh gameplay, good controls, and it was only mildly challenging, yet fun to play. The choice to add music was a definite plus. I liked the little level you created; you took just two enemies and one springboard and created a very deep environment.

I found only one minor problem: the "return" button at the end of the game doesn't work.

Score: 9

"excellent work, will look forward to the next one"

submission: You are a F*cking Moron3

date: September 29, 2003

Reginold has that "intellectual snob" with an MTV-level class feel him ... like Comic Book Guy meets Robin Leach (Lifestyles of the rich and famous). He's hilarious, playing on the celebrities who just set themselves up for humiliation.

That bat co-host was awful. This new one is ok, but doesn't make a big difference. Have a new co-host each week if you like. As for direction, the same style, repeated each week with someone new will work just fine. Just be sure to avoid the temptation to go with a political figure - the idea that they're "real people responsible for important decisions" as opposed to just stupid celebs would change the feel of the episode. When you're political, you have to take a side, and you'll lose fans one way or another.

As for episode length this was a bit too long, and the first was a bit too short - #2 was just right. Good luck with the stupid-celebrity research.

Score: 8

"Wait a second ..."

submission: For Bassclock

date: August 19, 2003

... so if any idiots visit Newgrounds, and want to be mententioned in a NG home-page Flash movie, all they have to do is lace childish ramblings on meaningful work with a pointless review?

I really hope this hasn't inspired them ... nice work with conveying your feelings nonetheless.

Score: 2

"Watch while hiGh"

submission: Living room shenanigans

date: April 18, 2003

"tried to add a little bit of everything for everyone" ? Two things I highly enjoy are 1) Things making sense, i.e. purpose, and 2) Tits & ass. This film lacked both. Anyway, I hope you got what you wanted from your flash-experiment. What are you working on right now, anyways?
***
I only reviewed this to push the previous review down - what was that lamer thinking?

Score: 9

""Duhhhh, look at all them purty pictures""

submission: Red-neck rant

date: February 28, 2003

Heh, it seems "Premium Hamm" is just that. That redneck should feel right at home in the New Nova Scotia art galleries.
***
An excellent rant of professional caliber - great animation and sounds serve the satire & message very well.

Score: 6

"He wasn't me alright ..."

submission: Tribute to a Blammer

date: January 21, 2003

But he's a decent member of the team. And thoughtfully reviewing movies is always encouraged.

Nice job with the "tribute" film, but I'm not sure why you had the protagonist killed off by one of the good guys (Tom). Oh, and Wade would have looked funnier if he had Chewbacca-make-up.